Last night we went to JRoos for Artifacts birth day. There was Beauty and the Beast cupcakes, singing, dancing, spitballs, naked robots, all the highly intoxicated older women you could ever want to see molesting a phallic statue, a cute waitress, and buffalo chicken pizza. Thanks to all the friends that came out. Without your help and support Artifact wouldn’t be around. We would also like to thank you, the customers, for if it wasn’t for your insatiable addiction to skateboarding and breaking your boards we would be selling rollerblades instead. So thank you!